Lettuce out of School
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word
"lettuce" in it.Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What've you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.Show Punchline
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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