Ye hoti hai asli dosti
Ye hoti hai asli dosti
1 dost ne aadhi raat ko apne dost ko call kar k Kaha
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hoon
dost ne Kaha
Dafa hu Main So Raha Hoon
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