Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 826 views

Guests For Dinner

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Called A Newspaper Office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?

Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.

Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.

Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……

Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train Me 1 Larke

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy


Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)