Agar tum muje 100
Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
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