Master : kanjus kise kahte hai

Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte

master : very good ek example batao

student : aapki beti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 893 views

me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dhoka Ho Gaya

Student in hostel: Yaar! Dhoka hogaya mere Saath.

Dost: Kia hua?
Student: Maine ghar se books k liye paisay mungwaye thay.

Unhonay books hi bhejdi hain. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)