Laloo's Son: Dad

Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 989 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada hota hai<

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
mujhe shadi se pehle

Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?

Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache

Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache Se pucha- Apke Papa Ka Kya Naam He.?

Bacha Bola- Abhi Naam Nhi Rakha,
Bas Pyar Se Papa-Papa Kehte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Pathan in hospital

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
.
Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher . usne suicide ker li.

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
jab reshman jawan the

jab reshman jawan the

tb hum bache the

ab jab sheela jawan hai

to hum buhre ho gaye

qaim ali shah ro pare interview de kar sindh me

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Thanda lo ge ya garm

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass
Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor my son has

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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