A girl currently change her
'A girl currently change her status on facebook
"i got my period"
10 gys l....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 516 views
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Teachr-
"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
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