A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

Pathan Ki Aulad

1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha

1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:

Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj tum late kion aye

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khamoshi Ka Matlab

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??

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Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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….
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Bar Santa Apne

Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)