A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1136 views

Amaara liye bi Dua krna

2 Arbi, Aik Doosre Ko Arbi Main Galiyan De Rahe Thy

Qareeb se guzartay huye
Phathan ne unse kaha


Qaari saib!
Amaara liye bi
Dua krna...! ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye .

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho…. .

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy char mahine se

ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.

Boy-char mahine se .

Baap-main kaise maanu.

Boy-aur paanch mahine ruko,yakin ho jaayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

exams

Student's attitude:
2morow is my exam but i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future...

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Sardar's Call

A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)