Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle

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Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k

Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?

Husbnd:

Mene Btaya to tha k Men tume RANI ki tarh Rakhunga;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 776 views
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