Santa Singh
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Shadi se Pehly::
Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
..
Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
. .
Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
. .
Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
. .
Larka: han..
. .
Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
. .
Larka: nhi tau..
. .
Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
. .
Larka: han jaan
. .
Larki: Oh jaan
==============
shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?
Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein
Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha
Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher (Minister Ke Bete Se): “Batao, Sukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Minister Ka Beta: “Zameen-Aasmaan Ka”
Teacher: “b”
Minister Ka Beta: “Sukhe Mein Mere Papa Jeep Se Daura Karte Hai Aur Baad Mein Helicopter Se“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.
sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was getting interviewed for a job.
Interviewer said Tell me opposite of Good
sardar: Bad
interviewer: Come
sardar: Go
interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichli
interviewer: Shutup!
Sardar: Keep talking
interviewer: Get out!
Sardar: Come in
interviewer: Oh God!
Sardar: Oh devil
interviewer: U R rejected!
Sardar: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se Bolta Hai.
Bachha: “Uncle Dettol Soap Hai Kya?”
Dukandaar (Naak Se Ungli Nikalte Hue) Bola: “Haan Beta, Hai Naa”
Bachha: “To Phir Haath Dhoke Ek Creamroll De Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)