Santa Singh

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?

Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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Maine darwaza khola to

Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,

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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi

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Churrail ki Churrail

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Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...

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1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha

Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai

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Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

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Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?

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Batao-Batao

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Ans: “Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ka Nada Na Khule.“

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Sardar: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr laati bhi na tootey
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