Pathan
Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main:
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Q: What is you Father Name?
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Pathan: Plz Options?
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A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
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Pathan: Life Line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
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Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
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Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.
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Kisko Call Karengy?
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Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko
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