Munna bhai And Professor
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 911 views
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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.
Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
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