Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order
Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer
Boss Was Hapy N Askd:
Wat He Did?
Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Aranged Dem
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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