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Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Question asked from Chemist

A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?

The teacher replied: In the zinc

Hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Pakistan child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white
paianted main gate and becomes very angry and
call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints
over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to
open the gate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
The ticket

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No
Ticket
He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless
Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A
Mini Skirt
He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?
Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....

Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
...
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dirty Joke

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)
Angrez: “Your Country Is So

Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..

Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya

Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”

Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Dirty Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Typical Pakistani Child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white paianted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;

mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?

ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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