Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 886 views

3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Math Teacher to Boy-

Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga

Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

is muhawre ko samjhao

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)