Apne aare doston ko bhol gaya tha...
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha
lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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