Pathan rooz sugar check karta
ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 688 views
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