Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,
Mariz: Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,
Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga.
Dr.-Kya Kaam Karte Ho?
Mariz- Qabar Khodata Hu.
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