Zindagi Main Ek Baar Tu Sahi Socho

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain….

Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 903 views
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