Pakistan zindabad

Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 868 views
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