1 ladka ladki ka picha kr raha tha
1 ladka ladki ka picha kr raha tha
girl-Tumhe pata hai piche meri maa aa rahi hai
Boy-hum to khandani aashik hai teri maa kay piche mera baap bhi aa raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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