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MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY

MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY KA IRADA KIA SHAAM KO BIVI KO JALAIBIAN DEEN AUR KAHA K IN KO BHAGO KAR RAKH LAI WO SUBAH SEHRI KARAIN GAY SUBAH HOTAY HI MAULVI SAHIB NE BIVI SE KAHA
MAULVI SAHIB:BEGAM JALEBIAN LE AAO
BIVI:JALAIBIAN TO BILLI KHA GAI HAI
MAULVI SAHIB:CHALO PHIR ROZA BHI BILI RAKHAY GI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faida

Mareez:docter sahab rozana 50 ki dawai le jata hon koi faida nai hota
Docter:aj 40 ki le jao 10 ka faida ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?

Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?
Husband:Nhe

Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay?
Husband:Mushkil Hy

Wife: Aur Aftari Kro gy?
Husband: Zahir hai.
Kia bilkul he kafir hojaon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Yaar molvi

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aurat Doctor Say

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Abhi Filhaal Door Ha Insan Ban Ke Rozay Rakho.....

by Sohail Malik (few years ago!)
MQM

Tumhari *Namaz… *Roza… Aur… *Qurbani… Sirf aur sirf…! *ALLAH* Ke liye hein… Magar Yaad rakho…! Khaal sirf aur sirf *=MQM=* ke liye hai…

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha



Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”

Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larkay wale: Aap ki beti kuch

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma.

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
good

Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam'''

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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