Search Results for 'Dulhan'

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My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
Suhaag Raat

Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.

"kia hua"khawand nay kaha

"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi ki taqreeb

Joke: Shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :kya dulha aap hain?
jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ghungat ki waja

Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?



Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Khasosi Duaa

Teri zindagi me koi gam na ho,
teri khushi kbi kam na ho
dua hai tujhe mile aik pyari si dulhan

jis ka wazan 3 maan se kam na ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka
naam is tarha hote..
Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,
Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,
Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husbnd; SuhaG Rat

Husbnd; SuhaG Rat,
Me Shadi Se Phly 20 Girls K 7 Sex Kr Chuka Hun.
Dulhan; Sharmaty Huye Ap Wohe Ho Na
Jisne Mujhe 500 K Jaali Note Dia Tha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha

Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob
Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis
Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne
Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad
Nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dulhan ka tohfa

Shadi par admi ne apni dulhan ko gulab ka phool dia
dulhan:mujhe ye nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
admi:ye lo sarhana aur so jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ay Sard Sard Raat

‘*KANWARA GHAZAL *

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye

Dedicated to all kanwara

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
boy friend before marriage?

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
.
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
.
.
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar ki shadi hui.

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye

by HAQ (few years ago!)
Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se

Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
“Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty”
Shoher
“Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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