boy friend before marriage?
Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 668 views
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