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Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Draving a jeep

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”

Agnrez: O I See…

Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”
Agnrez: O I See… Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tourist & Sardar

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar g & tourist

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle

Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?

Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle

Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?

Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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