Search Results for 'Azadi'

Shadi ka matlb

S:sukoon khatam
h:himat khatam
a:azadi khatam
d:dimag khatam
i:imtehanat shuru
jin ki ho gai bhugat lo aur jin ki nai huwi soch lo,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aik public msg tamam shoharon k lye

Agr b.v k zuban band ho jae to





nabz zaroor check kar len.. Ho sakta hai azadi mil jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pyar Kya hai

Pyar Kya hai.. ??

P: Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso..

Toh tension mat lo yaar,

Mat karo Pyar vyaar.. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar

;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL

Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL ki tarah hai “Aisi aazadi aur kha”
Mangni ke baad zindagi SPICE ki tarah hai “Wife hai to life hai”

Shadi ke baad zindagi RELIANCE ki tarah hai “Raho patni ki muthi mein”

Beta hone ke baad zindagi HUTCH ki tarah hai “Jha jaye aap wha phunche network”
Aur aakhir mein BSNL ki tarah “The subscriber is not Reachable”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Full form of SHADI

Full form of SHADI
S-Shanti Bhang
H-Himmat Khatam
A-Azadi Samapt
D-Dimag Kharab
I-Imtihan Chalu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life Before Marriage

Life before marriage is airtel-aisi azadi aur kaha!

After marriage is hutch- whenever go network follows u.

But after 5 years life is notreachable

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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