Search Results for 'Sawan'

Ek Riksha

Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teri yaad ati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo
mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni
hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rakhi sawat started acting

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor
soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the
name of the serials ?
Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Malika Saree Centre

Top 5 funny shop names

1-Gandhi hair care

2-Malika saree centre

3-Salman marriage beauro

4-Dolly bindra fitness centre

5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha

1 sardar g

ki car k peeche likha tha:

“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se

aik pathan ne

truck thok diya.

Truck par

likha tha,

“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha

1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha: “SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se aik pathan ne truck thok diya.

Truck par likha tha, “AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi

Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi me 2 foot Lambi Muli dekh k pucha-Ye kya hai..

Sabzi wala-Madam, ye hamare liye to Muli hai, par apke liye ye MAMULI hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Ghire Baadlon Mein

Boy: Ghire Baadlon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai,Sawan Ke Aane Se Teri Yaad Aati Hai,Barish ki Boondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai :(

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... Girl : Haan Janti Hoon Kaminay Ke Mujhe Teri Chatri Deni Hai :@
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Boy : :OP

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar aadhi raat ko Husband

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek riksha k piche likha

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek riksha k piche likha

Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rakhi Sawant started acting

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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