Ek riksha k piche likha
Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1208 views
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