Baal vivah

Bankelal k sir pr sirf do hi baal the. ek baal ne dusre baal se kaha - "kyu n hum log vivah kar le or population badaya jaye?" dusra baal bola- "tumko pata nhi hai ki BHARAT me BAAL VIVAH par pratibandh hai."

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