Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
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Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?
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