Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2101 views

In EXam

In EXam-

1st Frnd continously asking
"Kutte kuch toh bata de"

2nd- "Muje khud ghanta kuch ata h"

1st- "Saale Toh apne baap ko Luv Lettr likh raha Hai??"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Air hostes to lalu

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Sir, Are You Vegetarian Or Non-Vegetarian?
Lalu: I Am Indian!
Air Hostes:No Sir! Are You Shakahari Or Masahari?
Lalu:Na Re Sasuri I Am Bihari!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy To Girl

Boy To Girl :
You Look Like A Barbie !

...Girl :
Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ?

Boy:
No, Plastic And Without Brain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek sardar ki pant phat gai,

Ek baar ek sardar ki pant phat gai,
Tailor se silwa kar bill poocha,
Tailor: 250 Rs.
Sardar: Yeh lo 500Rs.
Tailor: 500 kiyu?
Sardar: Bill sun kar dobara phat gai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)