Tum zaror ana

Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana
Tum Q Nahi Aye?
Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi
Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 763 views
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