Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana
Tum Q Nahi Aye?
Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi
Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 763 views

The die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"

The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."

The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I got this great new hearing

Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.

Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Raju ne mujhe kiss de fiya

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blind man

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)