Wife: khane main kya banau?
Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khanachahiye
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1876 views
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