Search Results for 'zaroorat'

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)
Behan

Bv:itni slow awaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho
Husband:behan se
Bv:behan se itni slow bolne ki kia zaroorat hai
Husband: tumari jo hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathaan zaroorate rishta

Pathan: Yar mairy lie koi achi larki ka reshta dekh laina
.
Friend: 1 Larki hai B.com ki
.
Pathan: Qoam koi bhi ho bus taleem yafta ho

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Docter banun ga

Baap:apni likhai khush khat karo.

Beta:mujhe is ki kia zaroorat hai me bara ho k docter banun ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Tareeqa btao

Judge:suna hai ap ne apni bv ko 15 sal se dara dhmka kar rakha howa hai.
Admi:wo darasal...
Judge:safai ki zaroorat nai tareeqa btao.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sakoon chahye

Docter:ap k shohar ko sakoon ki zaroorat hai ye lo neenad wali golian.
Bv:ye kis waqt dun.
Docter:ye ap ne leni hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sir to student

Sir :ap dost ko 500 do aur 200 us ko zaroorat hon wo ap ko kitne waqas de ga.
Studend:aik rupee bi nai
sir:galat
student:sir ap in begairto ko nai jante

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan Aur Kaila

1 Pathan
Chhilkay Sameet Kaila Kha Raha Tha:
Kisi ne Usko Toka… Isko Chheel to Lo..
Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai.
Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila
Hai.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe
kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar
lena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Rat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed
room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay
nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara
phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat
nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade
mil gaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munna or chinkie

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed
room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay
nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara
phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat
nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade
mil gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan and lion

Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..

Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?

Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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