khub mazay kia karay ge
1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..
"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1508 views
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