First lady: Mera kid bohot fast

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views
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She is kidding

She is kidding

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this Question was asked from
Meera 2 translate it in urdu
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Meera Answers


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Wo Bachay de rahi hai :-D :-P

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