Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do
Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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