Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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