Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter

Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.

Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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