Mai Memon Hun

1 Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Me
Sirf 1 Limu Se Pura 1 Glas Bhar K
Juice Nikal Kr Sb Ko Heran Krdia & Challang Kia
K Asa Koi Or Kr K Dikhae.
Sb Ne Haar Mn Li
Phr Ek Kamzor Se Admi Ne Nichory Hue Limu Se
1 Glass Juice Nikal Kr Pehalwan Ko B Herat Me Dal Dia

Pehlwn: Ap B Kia Pehalwan Ho?

Admi: Mai Memon Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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