Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko kharedna chahta tha.

Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji, mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views

A man joined a big Multi National Company

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Customer Se Tameez

Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,

Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya? :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hand some larke

Larki dosri larki se:yaar ye hand some larke kaise hote hain?~



2nd:pata nai behan me ne to khud wajid khan ka sire naam hi suna hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladkian dor lga ker

Ladki Dor laga ke Bus pe chadhi, Ladke ne
comment paas kiya 'Aajkal Phinayal ka Use zyada
hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nahi chhodte'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar And Wife

Sardar on bike with his sister, someone comments: Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai teri.

Sardar gets angry & says : Oye biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)