Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye
Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...
aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...
maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC batati hai ...
uska naam ghalti say bijli rakh dia gaya hai ...
jisse bhi mile Khuda kay liyaa ..
oske susraal bhijwa dain ...
faqt uski saas
AWAAM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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