Suna hai ke tumari biwitumari puja karti hai.
Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Suna hai ke tumari biwi
tumari puja karti hai.
Funny Punjabi: Hanji, vo jo bhi khana mere aage
rakhti hai, vo jala ke hi rakhti hai.
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