Teacher:what is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and quiad e azam?

Student:all are born on govt holidays.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 717 views

Boyfriends

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent 

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? 

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Kutte mujh se dar ke

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse
dar k
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

she was my wife.

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off. “Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says. “Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Conductor:- Bus Stop

Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)