Andaz Badal Jate Hain
Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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