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Some stupid students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemical formula for water

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat

Professor To Student
Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat
Na Samjha Saky Wo
Gadha Hota Hai.
Student: Sir Kiya Matlab Me Samjha Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fat cow give you

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Egg!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Goat give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Ka Masumana Sawal

Ek Student Ka Masumana Sawal..

Kitab Kholny Se Jo Neend Aati Hai

Wo

Mobile Kholtay Hi Q Urr Jati Hai..? :-D :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck
,
,
Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
.
Student: Who, Me?
.
Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)
please cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

by lescol (few years ago!)
break up!

The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.
They get committed couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!

by lescol (few years ago!)
MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (few years ago!)
:p

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
juta

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
facebook

liked by almost every student?
.

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)