Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1432 views

jin ki chekian

Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya

Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian

Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian

Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hamara dog football khelta hai

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukhi shahri

Wo tu aj bi mujhe dekh kar muskarti hai.
Par un k bache bare kamine hain ju humein mamun keh k bulate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)