EXAM HALL

2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...

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