Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi
Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta - Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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