Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 5 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 881 views

Teacher Question n Answers

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni- Mujhe Kisi MEhangi Jaga Le

Patni- Mujhe Kisi MEhangi Jaga Le K Chaliye na Ji

Pati- Chalo Tayaar Ho Jao, Petrol Pump Chaltay hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar vs dost

Sardar:rat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia.

Dost:lakin tumhare pas tu hamesha pistol hoti hai.
Sardar:wo me ne li chupa di thi warna wo bi le jata.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Classroom me urdu gramar

Classroom me urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

Teacher: mery bety ko shaadi me dilchaspi nai hy
is fiqray me "mera beta" kya hy

Student:"khusra

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)