johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the
cheques..............keepsmilng

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 922 views

Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Garmiyon Mein Ek Din Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai.

Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Se Bola

Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?”

Santa: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair
( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or
bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meray Sapno Ka Conductor,

Mohabbat Main Dolat Ki Koi Ehmiyat Nahi
Phir,
Har Larki K Khawab Main Shehzada Kio Hota Ha?
Kabhi Suna K Meray Sapno Ka Conductor,
Mujhay Lenay Aaye Ga? :/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)