AIDS
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 665 views
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He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
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BE - ALERT
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KHAANEY KO DEY
MAT-KHAANA
IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K
Kyu-K
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Mujrim:
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Ek mandir tha
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the.
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,
Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,
Katrina kaif gyi to
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GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?
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Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha
logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?
sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
logo ne pucha: q kia hua?
sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….
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